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How to have fun in a club AND have women hit on YOU!!!!!

This I must say is one of the greatest things I have ever learned! I am going to show YOU how to have a blast in the club AND have women hit on YOU!!!

STEP 1: Relies the club is like the matrix, EVERYONE IS FAKE!


STEP 2: Do whatever & dress however you want! I literally felt like wearing a shipping caption’s hat with a giant fur coat to the club. Why you ask? Because I felt like it, and as I said in step one everyone there is fake anyway pretending to be people there not, might as well have fun with it!

STEP 3: Go to the club NOT for the women, for the fun! Yes I said it dont go to hit on women, go to have FUN with your friends and for yourself. Its kinda the saying “Dont put all your egg in one basket” If you put all of your hopes of having fun into hitting on women your time is going to SUCK!!!! So do it for you, not the sluts in the club.

Now by following these steps and essentially NOT GIVING A..you know what..and literally doing whatever YOU want, women, people in the club, and your friends will respect you and want to hang with you. Why does this work?

When women saw I didn’t care that they were there, and I wasn’t hitting on them or noticing them because there good looking, they came to me and started trying to get my attention!!! I’M SERIOUS!! IT WAS CRAZY!! I left that club hooking up my friends while living like a god in the club! So go give it a try, say you want to dress like a (cat, astronaut, superhero) DO IT dress and act however you want, because remember everyone in there is not themselves anyway! Don’t go for the women go for the FUN! Give it a try an

d let me know how it goes, I wou

ld love to know!




It was a normal day going into my theater class, when I was approached by one of my friends who shaked my hand and told me to have fun. I looked down in my hand and there was a Wiz Khalifa ticket!! He had come to perform at my campus one night only and it was a sold out show! I felt like Charlie from Willy Wonka with the golden ticket! I thanked him tones and after class went back to the room to learn up on this rapper Wiz Khalifa! After listening to a bit of his music (Which was awesome!!) I went to learn about the rapper himself.

Notorious for being a supporter of marijuana and parting it appeared that this concert was going to be a wild one. Later that day I got to the college arena early so I could get a good spot, as me and some friends waited I noticed one by one more and more police and body guards beginning to appear, followed by signs being put up stating, “everyone subject to pat downs”. The police were ready for anything and I was beginning to think I should be to. after the gates opened I made it front row at the concert and couldn’t wait for the show to begin! a few hours of waiting and the lights faded for the first act called “Deans List” they were an incredible rap group and there music had everyone dancing but then things got interesting. The group had a slow song and asked everyone to put there phones up or lighters for the song, I turned to find ALL LIGHTERS.

At this point it doesn’t take a genius to realize people had weed! The final act ended and then it was time for Wiz Khalifa when he came out the crowd went wild! everyone screaming his name and pushing there way to get a glimpse of the legend but there was another thing. As soon as the first song started my friend told me to turn around and look, what I saw was the biggest and darkest cloud of marijuana I had ever seen and it was coming are way!!! It hit us like a dust storm and we were shocked by the clouds of it that kept coming in!! by the end of the show we all reeked of it!

As we left we decided we hadn’t had enough, so we changed clothes and made are way to the club, on the way we ran into the opening act “Dean’s list” and then made are way to the club. We got there people were dancing and going crazy(apparently having the same idea as us!) I met a guy named Tyler there, now Tyler was one of the best break dancers I had ever seen so we go out to the dance floor and begin taking turns show are moves! Slowly one by one more and more break dancers begin to appear with in 15 minutes we had five different dancers and the club had made a circle to watch the show we were putting on!

ImageAfter about 20 minutes of this my friends decided to look for some girls to dance with and they succeeded! I having a girlfriend decided it was time to go. On the walk back it was 3: 30 in the morning and I just stopped in the middle of the cold dimly lit street and looked around. This was life. New experiences, exploring, and simply living for the moment. I made it back to my bed and after telling the room mate about the adventure I passed out from exhaustion